If you have tattoos and daddy issues call me
US$26.95
"If You Have Tattoos and Daddy Issues, Call Me" Tee
Low standards? No. High entertainment value? Absolutely. This black tee with crisp white lettering is the ultimate thirst trap for the emotionally unavailable and heavily inked.
Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of inappropriate, it’s perfect for bar nights, bad decisions, or just making your therapist shake their head. Whether you're the problem or just attracting them—this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Details:
100% Cotton
Unisex fit
Sizes S–XXL
Comes with a free side of red flags (yours or theirs—dealer’s choice)
Warning: May cause sudden phone number donations and commitment issues.