Would you drive better with that cell phone shoved up your ass

US$26.95

 

 

Tired of reckless drivers glued to their phones? Say it louder with this unapologetically blunt tee. Printed in bold white letters on a classic black background, this shirt pulls no punches—and neither should you when it comes to road safety.

 

Whether you're making a statement, starting conversations, or just blowing off steam, this tee gets the job done with brutal honesty and a splash of dark humor. Perfect for anyone who’s sick of distracted driving and isn’t afraid to speak their mind.

 

Features:

 

100% cotton for all-day comfort

 

Unisex fit

 

Durable screen print

 

Guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe change habits

 

 

Warning: Not for the faint of heart. Wear with attitude.